It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any homosexual in possession of good taste, must not want to attend Endymion.

And so it is hereby decreed that a parade Not-Viewing party assemble beneath the romantic backdrop of the Lindy Boggs Center across from the post office, to be called Quinndymion, in honor of our not so humble hostess. 

It shall be an informal gathering with an outdoor dance floor for terpsichorean transexual twirling, picnic blankets for lecherous lesbian loiterings, craft cocktails for alcoholic achillean amusements, and snacks from Trader Joe’s.. 

Attendees are highly encouraged to bring decor for their picnic blanket, to add pansexual pizazz and verse-bottom variety. 

The dress code shall be the Met Gala meets the Glasgow Willie Wonka Experience. Anyone attending wearing khaki, Nightmare before Christmas paraphernalia, or Zebra print will be publicly stoned.

Bathroom access can be found at the Nearby Ideal Market, and for VIPs (people who actually know Quinn), at the home of Quinn herself. 

BYO Blanket, Booze, and snacks in hopes of communal sharing. Any cans or glass not recycled in the proper receptacles will be punished by two hours in the chokey. 

Music playlists will be provided by free DJs, in to help meet our multimillion dollar budget shortfall, or perhaps even a community playlist. 

Those hoping for higher production values should contribute a suggested donation of $5 for purposes of snackquistion, booze procurement, and general vibe enhancement.