Personal Spiritual Consultation

One of my secret passions is using tarot and tea leaf readings as a way to help people address their problems and fix their lives. Instead of trying to convince you I am a psychic, I lean into the inherent theatre and drama of claiming to be a medium and present my readings as comedy and performance art.

Inspired by the spiritualist movement from the 1890-1910s,

Make no mistake, I have been a practicing witch since I was 13 years old and have been initiated into Appalachian Mountain Conjure and Scottish Diaspora witchcraft practices. It was something I ran from when I was younger, not wanting to connect with spirits because of my religious trauma. In 2021, I couldn’t run anymore, and after years of trying to push my connections to these forces down with alcohol and drugs- and briefly joining a spiritual white boy’s death cult- I ‘ve been sobering up and connecting in a way that is healthy, healing, and exciting.

These practices have helped me go from a sad, broke people pleaser with the worst possible taste in romantic partners, to a confident small business owner with my head firmly on my shoulders instead of in the lap of the worst man you have ever met. If you want a more serious reading, please fill out the form below.

And if you are curious the answer is yes. I can do that, and I will do that. For the right price.